Gorilla Cage at the Zoo
Two gay guys hear about a gorilla at a zoo that did a lot of weird things so they wanted to see it.
They went to the zoo, and one of them started blowing kissed to the gorilla.
The gorilla went bonkers, bent the bars on the cage wide enough to pull the guy through them, and ravaged the guy. Ravaged. An ambulance took him away and he'd been mauled so bad it took his friend three days to track him down.
He finally found the right hospital and walked into to the room and seeing his friend all bandaged up said, "Are you hurt?"
He aid, "Am I hurt? He hasn't called, he hasn't sent any cards, he hasn't visited."
Last edited by HopBet : 12-12-2005 at 06:33 PM.
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