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A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up.
Afterwards, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."
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lol....Good one!
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What a great bedside manner that doctor has. Reminds me of my family physician.
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