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Old 09-01-2006, 04:20 PM
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Default Bad Visit to the Doctor (Joke)

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up.
Afterwards, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."
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Old 09-02-2006, 11:01 PM
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lol....Good one!
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Old 09-03-2006, 05:15 PM
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What a great bedside manner that doctor has. Reminds me of my family physician.
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