Wedded Bliss

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Wedded Bliss......................



A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still
paying."

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the
wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am, because I married the wrong man."

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When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her
keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished.

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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still
paying."

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A young son asked,
"Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries
her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country,
son."

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Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I
got married, and by then, it was too late."

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If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say --
talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would
go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man ,
to love and to forgive him,
and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if
I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.