Two books - a comparison

[PokerT]

Two books - a comparison


Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic: The Movie' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic:..... cost - $29.99
Clinton :.....cost - $29.99


Titanic:......Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :.....Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :.....The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:...... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:...... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:...... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton:..... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:….. Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:...... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.

[wallstreeterww]

Hehe , Things sure were different with Bill in the white house werent they.
Economy was grand and he was all over the place with the ladies lol.

[luckofthedraw]

That must be an old joke!