Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid

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Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid

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Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid are in

the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game.

"Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.

"Okay." They all agree.

The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.

"That's nothing,"says the Irish kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of

inches longer.

Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what

he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math

test and read out loud from a new book ... and during recess, my friends

and I played 'Let's see who has the largest weenie?"

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.

Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the

biggest!

The other kids say its because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, Mom?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey.It's because you're twenty-three."