Put up by Bodog. How the hell did Ike Turner get on the list?

Bet On: Who will Britney Spears publicly date next?
Perry Taylor (Former Nanny) 2/3
Dave Navarro 7/3
Nick Lachey 18/7
Ryan Phillipe 3/1
Calvin Ayre (Bodog Founder) 17/3
Prince William 9/1
Charlie Sheen 10/1
Daniel Radcliffe 20/1
Brandon Davis 30/1
Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat) 35/1
Carmen Electra 40/1
Madonna 50/1
Ike Turner 90/1
Bobby Brown 100/1
Larry Rudolph 8/1

I'd love to see Harry Potter get a little action, but I doubt it will happen.

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Harry needs to get laid before Rowling kills him off.

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What a great proposition for the bookmakers. What's the chances of her hooking up with ANY of these people.

Much bigger chance she runs off with some obscure dude under her employ, the next Kevin Federline. Guess that explains the Perry Taylor odds.

As it is, I find it hilarious that Ike Turner has better odds of dating Britney than Bobby Brown.

Isn't Britney runnin' around town with Paris these days? How is this bet won? Do they have to be caught smootching or something?

Yeah, the Harry Potter/Britney Spears sex video. Not any crazier than a Screech sex tape, I guess.

I think Screech was getting it on with Jennie Weasley.

But seriously, how sad has your career become when you are actively peddling a tape of yourself having sex?

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