I suppose almost everyone has some minor tell, but then there are the guys (and gals) who have tells so noticable that it's almost embarrassing. Anyone have any stories about particularly bad tells that they would like to share?

The worst I've seen in person:

1. Guy's nose would start to run when he had a strong hand. I personally saw this sucker lose over $2000. Luckily for him, it broke him from ever playing poker again.

2. Another fella would stack chips in bizarre patterns on a weak hand.

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The biggest tell I have seen is a structured holdem player who, every time he had a weak hand, would muck his cards. And no one muchs in nofoldemholdem.